It's been a while since I've put up any Mass Effect fanart
... I'm just sorry this had to be it. I'm not funny :/ Started this a while back and thought I may as well get it finished and put up (which is why it doesn't look like there's much effort put into this, Tali's dad looks like some sort of gummy sweet
Tyhe idea behind this was that while I was replaying Mass Effect 2, I noticed a short pause when his body is discovered, before Tali's runs forward (there seemed to be on my game anyway). Yeah, this was probably done for dramatic effect, but this is what went through my mind because of it. I must look so mature
For those who can't read my handwriting (and would still actually like to know what is going on) :
Tittle: Somewhere aboard the Alarei
Shep: Another dead Quarian...
Tali's not going to like this - Wait! I have a brillient idea!
I'll just prop him up against this wall right here, make a few adjustments and...
There! It's perfect. And just in time too, Tali's coming.
"Rael' Zorah": Hi-yah Tali! Long time no see, huh?
Mordin: Very tactful Shephard.
"Rael' Zorah": What? Oh... Oh! Yes Luke, I am your father... I mean Tali... Don't come any closer!
Tali: O-okay. But what about all these Geth? What were you doing here father?
"Rael' Zorah": Oh that. Well, here we were having a ur, party to celebrate all that great stuff you sent. Then a um, ur... Turian! Came along and activated all the Geth. Then he just flew away. Damn Turians.
Oh no! I am falling! Falling to my death! (slip, slip).
Tali: Nooo! Father!
"Rael' Zorah": Just remember: I love you Tali. Ack! *cough, splatter, wheeze* Bleh! (ow). Okay, I'm dead now. (Thud)
Shep: At least he died with a smile on his face.
Tali: That was you the whole time, wasn't it?
Shep: I don't know what you could possibly mean.
Tali: Now, let's see what father really had to say before he died.
Shep: Last time I try to spare Tali's feelings.
No offence meant to anyone (Sorry
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